Gang,

my Big-Boy job has this wonderful element to it called “Personal Leave”, and it’s where they PAY ME to NOT COME IN TO WORK! THAT’S why one gets their Masters Degree!! It’s also how I’m able to pull off a handful of Spring/Summer gigs. Check out the “Shows” tab as proof that I ain’t dead yet! And give thanks to the Monroe County Public Library (or YOUR own public library) for offering PL time to their Teen Librarians who also stick a kazoo in their mouth to entertain Families with Kids!